Hi, I'm Zach Shukan and I'd like to harness my small but powerful animation studio to create a video on the origins of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It will help sway those who've yet to come around to the wisdom of Pastafarianism. Heck, it may even help convince the governments of the world that multiple creation stories are a gift from god -- or the Spaghetti Monster, as the case may be. If this is something you support, please consider donating to my Kickstarter campaign. Supporters will have their choice of all sorts of neat FSM swag, including t-shirts and posters.
Thanks and R'Amen,