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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:27 pm

Ravi Oli wrote:pair of pliers

what's often required to extract one from ^ & ^^^ sexual positions.


2) two prostitutes, plying their trade
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH on Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:29 pm

piles
-n.

Bum grapes, chalfonts, nobbies, farmers, Emma Royds, Rockfords, Sigmunds ....
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII on Tue Oct 08, 2013 3:11 am

cognate
-adjective
1. related by birth; of the same parentage, descent, etc.
2. Linguistics. descended from the same language or form: such cognate languages as French and Spanish.
3. allied or similar in nature or quality.
-noun
4. a person or thing cognate with another.
5. a cognate word: The English word cold is a cognate of German kalt.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:56 am

cognate
-noun
toothpaste for catarrh sufferers.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH on Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:33 am

cognate
-adj.

Similar to brandy.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:00 am

cognate
-adjective
like an ornamental gearbox.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:43 pm

DavidH wrote:cognate
-adj.

Similar to brandy.

...and fav'ed by pyrite wenches wat needs a lil' iron in thar diet.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII on Wed Oct 09, 2013 11:19 am

taqueria
-noun
a restaurant or stand specializing in Mexican dishes, as tacos and burritos.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH on Wed Oct 09, 2013 3:00 pm

Damnation
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Scotland
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Oct 09, 2013 4:59 pm

tea•fault
-noun
the inevitable result of electing people to govern who don't believe that government should exist



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de•fault
-noun
1. a failure to make a payment (such as a payment on a loan)
2. failure to do something required by duty or law
3. neglect
4. a failure to pay financial debts
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 09, 2013 5:28 pm

nihilist
-noun
one espousing the philosophical doctrine suggesting the negation of one or more meaningful aspects of life.

teapartyist
-noun
an elected representative espousing the political doctrine suggesting the negation of the meaningful aspects of the function of elected representatives

nihilists, Dude...
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Oct 09, 2013 10:12 pm

taqueria
-noun
a liquor taken in shots by Japanese tourists.

cognate
-adjective
between cognseven and cognine

DavidH wrote:Damnation
-n.

Scotland

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH on Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:30 am

Aspire
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The pointy thing on a church tower.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Oct 10, 2013 9:42 am

inspire
-noun
some bells and the hunchback of Notre Dame.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Oct 10, 2013 9:19 pm

purrspire
-verb
Audible cat breathing.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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