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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:00 am

*Bans pieces for thread necromancy*
*The shoes may match the handbag, but does the collar match the cuffs?*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon on Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:22 am

* eats a bagel *
* drinks coffee *
* thinks this is reflecting real life too much to be a role playing game *
* bops Roy on the head with a clip board *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:14 pm

*Acquire ^^'s matching collar and cuffs and secures ^ in a tub of bacon grease.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon on Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:50 am

* easily slides out of the cuffs thanks to that bacon grease *
* bops ravi on the head with a clipboard *
* eats another bagel *
* drinks more coffee *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:19 pm

*Substitutes ^'s coffee with decaffeinated and steals her clipboard when she nods off.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Julius Aurora II on Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:22 pm

*Cooks fresh bacon to awaken ^^ while ^ steals her clipboard*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon on Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:56 am

* enjoys some of Julius' yummy bacon *
* feels energized and renewed *
* writes a post-it note reminding her to give Julius one free pass *
* throws stapler at Ravi's head with superior accuracy *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 01, 2013 4:15 pm

*uses ^'s stapler [Owww that hurt!] to staple ^^'s mouse to the desk for brown-nosing.*
*enters ^ for her prowess with office paraphernalia into Mongolia's Got Talent.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Oct 01, 2013 9:39 pm

* gets out the rubber band six-shooter and a fresh bag of #31s *

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:52 am

*sends ^ 50 bare-breasted singers/dancers and hope she'll make a monkey of herself.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon on Wed Oct 02, 2013 8:55 am

Impressive, Pieces
* using her eraser, paperclips and rubber bands to fashion a slingshot *
* shoots tiny pieces of rolled up paper at ^ and ^^ *
* prepares fresh pot of coffee *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:15 am

* quietly opens up another bag of #31s and draws a bead on ^ Mr. Coffee *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon on Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:54 am

my bacon senses are sizzling
* assembles paper clips into barrier around coffee pot *
* camouflages self with disposable coffee cups and awaits attack - slingshot ready *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:45 am

*unleashes the hounds...*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:32 pm

*employs Sherlock Holmes to sort ^'s hounds.*
*folds stockpile of origami water bombs and collects bottled water to quell ^^ & ^^^'s office rebellion.*
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