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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:09 am

You are banned so I can claim my RRR+1 point.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:25 am

You're banned because that offer has expired.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Wed Sep 25, 2013 1:44 pm

You're banned for being past the expiration date - this does explain the funny smell
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:12 pm

^ you're banned because I'm over bacon for a while having had it for breakfast for last week or so.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Julius Aurora II on Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:19 pm

^You are banned for being sick of meat candy, and for having candy for breakfast for a week.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Sep 26, 2013 5:43 am

You're banned for eating lutefisk for breakfast on public transport.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:20 am

^ banned for eating breakfast in a public restroom
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Julius Aurora II on Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:42 am

^Banned for cooking dinner on public transport.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:00 am

You're banned for not complaining when you ate all of the bus-bucket chicken.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:23 pm

^ banned for apparently having lunch at Ken's Bus Diner.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:05 am

^ banned for having lunch with Ken while Barbie was out of town.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Sep 27, 2013 5:55 am

You are banned because you put Barbie on the barbie, but ye dinna ken Ken.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:57 pm

^ you're banned because your caber toss is well below the statistical norm.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Sep 28, 2013 6:49 am

You're banned for thinking tossing the caber is normal.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Sep 28, 2013 7:30 am

You are banned for being a tosser. And for setting yourself up for that one.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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