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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon on Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:22 pm

^ has never met a drink she didn't like
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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:24 pm

^ knows I gave up the booze.
(yep, believe it or not, it's true)
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon on Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:27 pm

^local bartender committed suicide due to loss of profits

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*brain explodes at trying to determine if a true statement posted in the lies thread is really true or a lie*
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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:29 pm

^ doesn't know I only lie to save my skin.

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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon on Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:31 pm

^ doesn't know that there is more than one way to skin a cat
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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:37 pm

*ouch!

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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon on Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:49 pm

true - that cat wound up eating my bacon and hence, one non-skinned cat is running around my house now

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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 18, 2013 3:46 pm

WHAT! :whip:

Oh, ^^ are so banned, you floozie!

And ^ are banned for tattling on her.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Julius Aurora II on Wed Sep 18, 2013 8:11 pm

^ Knows where she is, and where she isn't.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Sep 18, 2013 8:37 pm

TPBM knows exactly where they are.

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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:16 pm

^ Really knows where his towel is.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:41 pm

^ isn't a hoopy frood.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:29 pm

^ thinks the unthinkable, does the undoable, prepares to grapple with the ineffable itself, and sees if ^ may not eff it after all.
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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:50 am

^ doesn't love a good grapple once and awhile.
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon on Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:24 am

^ speaking of grappling . . . . :lech: . . . won't tell you with whom she's been grappling with, but someone on this forum will be a mite upset . . .
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