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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Pastafarian_Ly on Sat Aug 31, 2013 8:33 am

HELLO my Pirate partners!! Some months ago I discovered this FANTASTIC religion, which is definitely the Real one.
I'm from Cuba nad looking for a crew here!!
Arrrgh!!!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Raviol c'on Tuco on Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:22 am

The way of the noodliness is saucy... I opened my eyes to the truth after a meatball spoke to me in a dream.

Ramen!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Aug 31, 2013 11:48 pm

Welcome, all you scurvy new recruits!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby hayson337 on Sat Sep 07, 2013 3:30 pm

In an effort to be a productive pastafarian I would like to formally introduce myself. I be the reverend pirate Jason E. Lee of the local Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Gilbert Arizona Division. Our church is small yet strong. We recently created a petition to help promote his noodleness, the great FSM. :fsm_float:

Please sign and share this petition:

https://www.change.org/petitions/congre ... of-the-fsm

#church_of_the_flying_spaghetti_monster #FSM #Petition #Friday #tFSMif #Obama #congress #republican #democrat #pasta #beer

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby hayson337 on Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:35 pm

:fsm_float:

Please take a moment to read, sign and share this petition. We are attempting to put the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the public eye. It will only take a minute to help and you will be blessed by the FSM when you get to Heaven.

:fsm_float:



hayson337 wrote:In an effort to be a productive pastafarian I would like to formally introduce myself. I be the reverend pirate Jason E. Lee of the local Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Gilbert Arizona Division. Our church is small yet strong. We recently created a petition to help promote his noodleness, the great FSM. :fsm_float:

Please sign and share this petition:

https://www.change.org/petitions/congre ... of-the-fsm

#church_of_the_flying_spaghetti_monster #FSM #Petition #Friday #tFSMif #Obama #congress #republican #democrat #pasta #beer

:haha:


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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:29 am

Why should I sign a petition which is addressed to nobody? :confused:
!!!@#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. !!!@#@#@#@#@!!!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Blacksurt on Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:59 pm

Arrrrrgh I'll neverrr ferget thart blisteriing sommer dye en 1976 that mee dair ol poppy goot dat fatefull telephone cull inferming us dat wee cud leeve. Arrrrrgh wall wee joomped en dee ol land schooner and narry looked back an ill tell yer truth we never went back tay Kansas again. :fsm_rock:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:47 am

Welcome aboard, Blacksurt.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:26 pm

Blimey! The UK invasion continues...

Welcome aboard, digitalyak. Stop by the Scurvy Dog (Pyrate Pubbe) and have a cone-yak.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Julius Aurora II on Mon Sep 16, 2013 7:36 pm

Greetings from Down Under. Or re-greetings perhaps. How is everyone? Except Nef Yoo, dont really care how that bilge rat is going. Unfortunately unable to remember any passwords from years gone I am once again making my first post here.

Fair winds and seas to all.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:38 pm

Julius, you prodigal, welcome back!

We've been needing to dilute the effect of that Ravi Oli person... :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:34 am

Welcome back, Julius!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:55 pm

Welcome, Captain Kerrin.
No punishment for Arrrgh'in -- we even have a thread just for that sort of thing.


Another Australian, hmmmmm? :fsm_yarr:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby bacon on Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:28 am

Ya shed nevargh keep yer innah peyrate oin . . . goives ye hemmmmoids
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby strozzascotte on Sat Sep 21, 2013 9:07 pm

Hi to everyone! May the Holy Sauce be abundant on your Noodles.

I'm not new to this religion. And perhaps some of you may know me if you are members of the official FSM Facebook group.

My name is Marco De Paolini, but I've took the name of Cap'n Pizzocchero when I converted to Pastafarianism.
I'm Italian and this mean that I eat our Noodly Lord at least once a day since I have memories.

I live in Mexico but I also collaborate with the Italian FSM Church.

I'm a truly one-eyed pirate since my birth. And I'm proud of it.

Well that's enough about me for now. Actually I'm posting this because I made my first post in an other tread and it wasn't accepted. Pirates don't follow rules.

RAmen!
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