...he realised he had been bewitched by the Sirens. The Sirens were attached to a police car, and the police car was attached to two great big Glesga Polis*. Fortunately, the Polis had been bewitched by B*Witched
, but hey, C'est La Vie...
TPBM has dodgy taste in music.*Glesga Polis
a police officer stationed in one of the divisions within the Glasgow City area. Identifying characteristics include knuckles dragging on the ground, absence of a sense of humour, and no observable higher brain function. Due to the insistence of corroboration under Scots law, usually seen in pairs.
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