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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:28 am

Banning Ravi Oli, banning Ravi Oli
You'll come a-banning Ravi Oli with me.
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that banning thread:
"Who'll come a banning forumers with me?"
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:33 am

Karma police
ban this man ^,
he talks in maths,
he buzzes like a fridge,
he's like a detuned radio.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:59 am

Ah-Louie Louie, oh no,
He's mumble fumble thing,
Ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:06 am

Banning is i-cumen in,
Lhude sing fuckyou!
Ic i-banne Roy
And hym anoy,
And ic banne Redbeard tu;
Sing, fuckyou!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Sep 08, 2013 3:14 pm

^ Yer banned, fer langwdj hunbecumen in t'thee Axis ov Skwirrel.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:52 pm

^ you're banned for letting ^^ gather his nuts for Winter.

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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Sep 08, 2013 6:17 pm

You are banned for:

a - making me re-type the subject of this post in order to be grammatically and syntactically correct, which I always find annoying.
b - posting an obviously Photoshopped image of a rodent with enormous testicles, a navel, but no penis in between.
c - capitalising the word winter.

Also, it has rained all weekend and I can't mow the lawn. My wife believes this is my fault. It is not my fault - I believe it is your fault. So you are banned.

Is that enough bannination? Because I have more...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Sep 08, 2013 7:33 pm

^ you're banned for not knowing rodent anatomy enough to realize that the "belly button" is actually the end of the sheath that the penis retracts into.

I'm banned for know that.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Sep 08, 2013 8:56 pm

^ You're banned for knowing entirely too much about rodent anatomy for someone not in the trade.

^^ Yore band for whining about the cooling rain when it is nine thousand degrees here -- aside from intermittent National Weather Service Warnings of golf ball-sized hail.

^^^ And you. You're banned for crimes against ocular-ity.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Sep 09, 2013 3:11 am

^ you're banned for excessive banning.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Sep 09, 2013 3:42 am

^ you're banned for not jumping on the banned-wagon when you had your chance.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Sep 09, 2013 3:44 am

^you're banned for not participating in this here thread before I did.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:28 am

^You're banned cos it's a Monday...I hate Mondays.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:39 am

Bob Geldof sent me a Telex. He says you're stealing his material about not liking Mondays. So you're banned.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:39 pm

It's just another manic Monday
^ wishes it were Sunday
'Cause that's a fun day
When only Milo runs day
It's just another manic Monday.

Bananarama says: You're banned.
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