The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:54 am

...well tis about toim nef Yoo did his dutee an emptied the dunny afore it overflows again...the last toim it appened there was a terrible...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:24 am

...aftertayst...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:54 am

...and a terrible rumbling from the...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:19 pm

....arrrrrft deck o'Thee Admiral Benbow whar thee finals ov thee...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL on Sun Sep 08, 2013 7:17 am

'Portsmouth's got Talent' were being performed by...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:24 am

...such legends of thee poop deck entertainment business as:
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:36 am

...One an' 'Arf Directions, thee buoy band cobbled together by evil pop Svengali...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:19 pm

..."Rear Admiral" Loo Perilman..
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:55 am

...also known as "Thee Colonel" who was rumoured to ave managed the infamous "Elivis Pegsley" who's hits included:
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:57 am

..."You Ain't Nothin' But A Bilge Rat", "Brenda's The Name (Of His Latest Doxie)", and "Blue Moon of Welwyn Garden City"...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:03 pm

...he were famous fer warin belt buckles thee soize ov turkey platters; trunkloads ov scarrrghves, wot 'e draped about thee necks ov teaful wneches; and...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 11, 2013 6:44 am

...giratin his ample hips, which was all very well but on board a shyppe it had the effect of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:28 pm

...makin 'is non-fans refer ter'im as "Just a Jiggle-O"...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:27 am

...the Eight Bells watch...which as every self respectin Pirate knows means he was...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:38 am

...Carryin' the passkey to the Cabin Buoy's quarters, if ye know what I mean. If ye don't know what I mean, it means...
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