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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:16 pm

Granted. You've actually been spamming up the Loose Canon threads for the last two months and annoying everyone - we didn't realize it was you, but apparently it was . Hello! How are you doing?

I wish I remembered to play these games more often.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Johnson on Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:32 am

You DO remember to play them, yet your keyboad was tampErEd with to shock you EvEry timE you press thE E kEy...


I wish for an infinate amount of spendable cash.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby bacon on Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:19 pm

Granted - You have an infinite amount of spending money, however, you are stuck on a unpopulated island somewhere in the Pacific.

I wish that I could figure out how to get the bear from using my trash can as a personal buffet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:08 pm

Granted. He sets up a restaurant and charges other bears to eat from your trash can.

I wish my wish would not get corrupted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:51 am

Granted - your wish is perverted instead.

I wish I could keep up with my work at work.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:33 am

Granted. Your boss notices, and adds cleaning the toilets at the old folks home next door to your job description.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:01 am

Granted...now it's all locked up safe and sound.

I wish I could have a new body.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Johnson on Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:14 am

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I wish that I owned majority stock in Diamond Comics & it was atleast as successful as it is now & still does what it does when it's doing what it does.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:16 am

Granted. However, after going round all the comedy clubs in North America and looking for a single comic made out of diamond, I didn't find any. So your diamond comic distribution company goes bust, because there are no diamond comics to distribute.

I wish I wasn't working tomorrow.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby bacon on Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:19 pm

Granted - You're not working tomorrow, but are scheduled to work every day for the rest of the year (sorry - no weekends or holidays off).

I wish I could figure out what the heck I'm doing.
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Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Johnson on Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:03 pm

You do but are immediately ashamed and are in severe need of a moist towlette.



:drinking: I wish I could have more Payed Time Off!!! :drinking:
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Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Julius Aurora II on Sat Sep 21, 2013 4:21 am

Granted. 3 years leave at minimum wage.

I wish somebody would walk the dog for me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Sep 21, 2013 8:36 am

Drop it off at my house and I will. I make it a 20,000 mile round trip, but it'll be worth it.

I wish Julius' dog would come and visit Molly.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Julius Aurora II on Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:31 am

Granted. However since he hasn't had his shots you are arrested while walking them.

I wish life were a musical.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Sep 22, 2013 7:38 am

Granted - it's called "Caligula!", and you have to do the whole thing drunk and naked, after being stabbed in the abdomen with a sword.

I wish I liked whisky.
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