Granted. However, after going round all the comedy clubs in North America and looking for a single comic made out of diamond, I didn't find any. So your diamond comic distribution company goes bust, because there are no diamond comics to distribute.
I wish I wasn't working tomorrow.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.