The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 14, 2013 6:18 am

Ye be a roight blaggard but I greatfullee haccepts thee avatar from Toys Arrgh Us.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:56 am

^ye've not looked so good since ye last had yer bottom scraped clean o barnacles.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:19 am

Yahhrrr twas a terrybul rackket them drivin' yer ^ pyles back in.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Nov 21, 2013 10:49 pm

^ Oi sees as ye got nuffink left hup yer sleave but yer hook.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Nov 23, 2013 4:12 pm

Arrrrr sayve yer pitee fer yerself pieces... yer roight hook coodent punch yer way owt ov wet paper sak.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Nov 24, 2013 3:30 pm

Arrrgh, 'tis in me moind that yer roight hook be nuffink more than a cabbin bouy's plasticke cuff.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:19 pm

Arrrrrr thee parrit hupon yer ^ showlder tis long gone ta meet 'is maker. Ye 'as tyed it thar ta blame fer yer Tourettes owtbersts.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:40 pm

Yarrrgh, I got nuffink.




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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:51 pm

Ye hazza jyint burdy on her hed !
an I bet ee godda go ta tha poppy del!

Ye gunna b soooweeeeee soon .

rrrrrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:29 pm

When me parrit 'as "godda go ta tha poppy" oi jest stands 'im next t'a wee challenged barrrghnickle sech as yerself.

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:48 pm

ye hazza jyont burdy on yer hed
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Nov 30, 2013 10:10 pm

Yarrrgh, the blood in yer vaynes be skim choklit milk, ye spyneless urrrchin.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Dec 02, 2013 5:21 pm

Yarrrgggh it doesn't be a burdy it be thee Thanksgivin' terkey she be too soft ta dispatch.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Dec 02, 2013 6:55 pm

Ye wouldn't know turkey from emu!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Dec 04, 2013 5:36 am

Emu can't fly but Oi'm tellin' you, 'e can run thee pants off a kangaroo.

May yer chooks tern inta emus an' kick yer shitter down... with ye innit.
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