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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Sep 01, 2013 12:11 am

^ You're banned for taking umbrage at ^^'s remark.
Umbrage is specifically contraindicated for your condition.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Sep 01, 2013 4:06 am

He ^^ didn't take umbrage to ^^^'s remark / ban but in fact agreed it was a fair description of himself, and ^^^ was only trying to be helpful. You're banned for trying provoke discord among us.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Sep 01, 2013 4:10 am

^ you're banned for not knowing whether to play discord or dat chord.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Sep 01, 2013 5:14 am

Two notes of the chord, that's our fluoroscope.
But to reach the chord is our life's hope.
And to name the chord is important to some.
So they give a word, and the word is BAN ^.
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Sep 01, 2013 7:08 am

You're banned for being moody.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Sep 01, 2013 11:57 am

^ is just a singer in some kind of band
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Sep 01, 2013 12:32 pm

^ you're obla-di-obla-banned for staying at home and doing your pretty face.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Sep 01, 2013 2:49 pm

Rowan was a warrior,
From the land of the midnight sun,
With his photoshop for hire,
Dodging and blurring to be done,

So the CIA decided,
They wanted Rowan banned,
That son-of-a-bitch Roy Hunter,
Took the job in hand.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Sep 01, 2013 4:44 pm

:worship: ^

don’t you ^ start no fight
‘cause I’m T.N.T. I’m dynamite
(T.N.T.) and I’ll win the fight
(T.N.T.) I’m a power man
(T.N.T.) watch me ban ^.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Sep 01, 2013 8:08 pm

^ Now you're just somebody that I used to ban.





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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Sep 02, 2013 5:48 am

She's up all night to get banned
I'm up all night to do bans
She's up all night for good bans
I'm up all night to get banning
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:08 am

Roy, I ban you so
I want you to know
that I'm not going to miss you
the minute you walk out that door

so please do go
do go, do go away
please do go
do go, I'm banning you okay.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:16 am

Right, that does it. I'm getting all George Jones on you...

He said I'll ban you 'til I die
Bart told him you'll forget in time
As the years went slowly by
Bart still preyed upon his mind...

He stopped banning Bart today
With Fish 'Ed Stoo upon his door
And soon they'll carry him away
He stopped banning Bart today
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:35 am

Roylene, Roylene, Roylene, Roylene
Im begging of you please don't ignore my ban
Roylene, Roylene, Roylene, Roylene
Don't be unbanned just because you can
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair (typical Scottish)
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of stoo
Your voice is not unlike me croo
And I cannot compete with you, Roylene...so ye be banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:53 am

Bannin' Bannin' Bannin'
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them barties ^ bannin',
Rawhide!
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