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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Griffin on Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:58 am

I have a rogues galary and like to wear rouge when visiting.

TPBM forges prison visiting tickets.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 27, 2013 7:04 am

Aye matey...Bart Hindustries can do ye a tickets fer all sorts o hentertainment...prisons, hexecutions, Keel haulins, Floggins...an if ye really wants ta suffer...Handrew Lord Webber Moosikals!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH on Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:23 am

No, I ain't. I never intend to see it for the first time. :fsm_rock:

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:12 pm

Yeah, but I was framed, and I know by whom too...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:23 am

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Free Me! Come on and free me. Why don't you free me?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:25 am

...because I'm yours, apparently.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:47 am

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TPBM has invented a new art movement called 'Knorkism'
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:39 am

Well if I defined it then Roy and Bart certainly refined it.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:32 am

...KNORKS ALIVE!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:05 am

...and it gives me terrible wind.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:01 pm

Once upon a time, in a Kingdom far, far away, lived a beautiful Princess named Roy. Now Roy was no ordinary princess [you don't know the half of it!] and was known far and wide for...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:26 am

...For his Enormous Pair of Wharfdales through which he did broadcast and delighted all the land of Knorksylvania with his enchanting singing and top tips on career management. One day a wandering Prince happened by and heard the sound of Princess Roy's voice and, lo, he was bewitched and fair besotted. The prince followed the sound of the lovely Princess's voice until...

TPBM is inspired enough to carry on the tale...
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Sep 11, 2013 8:40 am

...he realised he had been bewitched by the Sirens. The Sirens were attached to a police car, and the police car was attached to two great big Glesga Polis*. Fortunately, the Polis had been bewitched by B*Witched, but hey, C'est La Vie...

TPBM has dodgy taste in music.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:53 pm

Yeah, that's true.

The person below me has impeccable taste in the harmonious arts.





Roy Hunter wrote:*Glesga Polis
-noun
a police officer stationed in one of the divisions within the Glasgow City area. Identifying characteristics include knuckles dragging on the ground, absence of a sense of humour, and no observable higher brain function. Due to the insistence of corroboration under Scots law, usually seen in pairs.

Is that mated pairs, just mates, or pairs as in...pants?
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Sep 12, 2013 1:50 am

Indeed I do. In the arts that are harmonious with my tastes.

TPBM would rather be tasted than artistic.
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