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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:47 am

egoFSMtrism

the idea that you are so important to the FSM forum that you absolutely must make a post in each and every thread that you are no longer checking in from work, but will instead be checking in from home, or else no one will know that you're checking in from home instead of work and how frightfully important it is that they know you've made that change.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Aug 31, 2013 1:08 am

troll
noun
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH on Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:17 pm

fundamental

to give financial support to a lunatic
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Aug 31, 2013 1:29 pm

^ :worship:


Fundamental Theorem of Calculus
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The formula for estimating how much financial support should be allotted to a lunatic.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII on Sat Aug 31, 2013 7:44 pm

corsair
-noun
1. a fast ship used for piracy.
2. a pirate, especially formerly of the Barbary Coast.
3. (initial capital letter) Military. a gull-winged, propeller-driven fighter plane built for the U.S. Navy in World War II and kept in service into the early 1950s.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Aug 31, 2013 7:50 pm

coarseair [n]

loud, smelly flatulence shared with [mixed] company
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Aug 31, 2013 7:51 pm

coarsair
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1. not the finer and straighter type of 'air.
2. 'air not usually found on the head.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII on Sun Sep 01, 2013 11:27 am

tittle
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1. a dot or other small mark in writing or printing, used as a diacritic, punctuation, etc.
2. a very small part or quantity; a particle, jot, or whit: He said he didn't care a tittle.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Sep 01, 2013 4:48 pm

titter [n]

an adult tittle
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Sep 01, 2013 8:11 pm

jot
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1.a slight but appreciable addition
2. what no self-respecting tittle is caught dead without
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Sep 02, 2013 5:49 am

tittle deeds
-noun pl.
very small legal documents.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 02, 2013 5:59 am

tittles n pl

1. What Dolly Parton had when she was small and Jolene was her best friend.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH on Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:37 am

Tourettes
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Very short coach holidays.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII on Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:21 am

mottramite
-noun
a copper and lead vanadate.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH on Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:48 pm

mottramite
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1. a copper and lead vanadate.
2. a follower of Mottram
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