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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby juicegiver on Thu Aug 29, 2013 5:19 pm

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Aug 29, 2013 5:32 pm

^ you're banned because that triple strength red cordial you drink is not helping your ADHD.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:07 pm

^ you're banned for adding Triple Sec to all cocktails.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:28 am

In a song called 'Natural Blonde' my pal Bruce wrote:I asked "What are you drinking?"
And she said "Glenmorangie,
"I used to drink Cointreau,
"But that was too orangey."


So you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:53 am

Orange you glad I'm banning ^^^ instead of ^?
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:21 am

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. ^ on the other hand, has been banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:03 pm

That ^ was a great ban but not great enough to save you ^ from my ban.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:14 pm

^ you're banned for not having a ban great enough to save you from my ban.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:23 pm

Great Wall, great fence... no difference to my ban for you^.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:32 pm

^ I do not think that ban means what you think it means. I'd sooner ban a stained glass window than ban a poster like yourself. However, since I can't have you banning me either... you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby juicegiver on Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:04 am

Below is a message that I have composed on behalf of vasudera torrent.

My first post wrote:Recently I tried to access http://www.venganza.org/forum and received the following message:

You have been permanently banned from this board.

Please contact the Board Administrator for more information.

A ban has been issued on your IP address.

I would greatly appreciate it if I could be given access to the forums.

My IP address ***

Any help could be greatly appreciated.

Thanks


admin via pm message system wrote:What was your first post? Did it contain an add or a link with no explanation? Thanks admin


My response to admin wrote:Written below is my first message. It did not contain any advertisements without explanation

Recently I tried to access http://www.venganza.org/forum and received the following message:

You have been permanently banned from this board.

Please contact the Board Administrator for more information.

A ban has been issued on your IP address.

I would greatly appreciate it if I could be given access to the forums.

My IP address ***

Any help could be greatly appreciated.

Thanks


admin wrote:Ok I know you have seen my previous message requesting clarification on your post. You have chosen not to respond. I can only assume you are a spammer and ban this ip address as well. You have 48 hours to respond.


I cannot send PM's. What further action should I take?

Thanks

Does anybody know how to help this user out?
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:12 am

I believe the administrator provided the information needed, with more than adequate time to respond.

Posting "another member's" IP address on the open forum along with the contents of a pm -- without permission to do so -- is a violation of board rules, and that is not a joke, despite your posting in a Games thread. I suggest that both you and your "friend" comply with instructions. Other members cannot do that for you.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:13 am

^^^ You (RRR) fell victim to one of the classic blunders: the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" -- but only slightly less well-known is this -- "Never go against a mod when banning is on the line!"

^^^ You're banned! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:19 am

^ you're figuratively banned in the context of this thread because I don't believe you will literally ban me just for the fun of it.

Though I admit that belief does not equal proof.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Warlord of Elephants on Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:28 am

So you can PM Cap but not me? Passing strange. SiN. WoE.
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