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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:31 pm

You're banned because if we're banning people for Fox News we won't have anyone left :haha:
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But why is the rum gone?!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Aug 24, 2013 5:30 pm

We could ban you for the Daily Mail instead?
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Aug 24, 2013 5:42 pm

In 1997, Princess Diana was about to reveal why you should be banned because of the Daily Express, but the fuggin' Duke of Edinburgh got to her first.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Aug 24, 2013 5:42 pm

You're banned for the effect you have on house prices.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Aug 24, 2013 5:44 pm

You're banned for coming over here, taking our jobs, marrying our women, etc, etc...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Aug 24, 2013 6:13 pm

The Daily Mail told me about immigrants. You're banned because I can't remember if this week they're incredibly hard working and stealing our jobs or lazy and claiming our benefits.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Aug 24, 2013 6:27 pm

You're banned for indecisiveness. Or perhaps you're not...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby juicegiver on Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:13 pm

Has anybody ever been banned just because?
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:15 pm

^ you're banned for not looking through the last 1152 pages of bannings to find out.
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Aug 25, 2013 7:18 am

You're banned for encouraging people to read the online version. The book is much better.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:32 pm

You're banned because I'm waiting for the film to come out.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:20 pm

^ You're banned because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our community don't have Mercator or polar projection maps and, uh, cannot distinguish between the noumenal and the phenomenal, everywhere like such as.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Aug 25, 2013 3:50 pm

^ you're banned for not just saying "some people wouldn't know their nose from their arrrrsole."
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Aug 25, 2013 3:53 pm

^ you're banned because they both smell.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:01 pm

^ you're banned for turning your underwear inside out so you can wear them twice.
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