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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby peacefulsongs » Thu Aug 22, 2013 6:27 pm

bacon wrote:Banned for not reporting this to the ministry for silly walks


you're banned because I like this banning

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Aug 23, 2013 5:44 am

^ you're banned for chatting up the forum hotties when you were supposed to ban Roy as the previous poster first.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Fri Aug 23, 2013 8:19 am

Ravi Oli wrote:^ you're banned because, though your headache's gone, your JITTERY NERVES are worse than ever.


I didn't know you were a psychic. I am sitting here with very jittery nerves because I had way too much caffeine and way too little sleep. So your banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, . . . . . ahhghghgh...... help!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Fri Aug 23, 2013 5:33 pm

^Banned for being a nervous wreck...aargh!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:12 pm

You are banned for absenteeism!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:21 pm

^ You're banned for being present and unaccounted for.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:29 pm

^ you're banned for being accountable to no one.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Aug 24, 2013 6:05 am

Speaking as your accountant, I think it would be tax efficient for you to spend a year banned. We'll back-date it until April 1st, OK?
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Aug 24, 2013 6:40 am

You're banned because I don't trust anything announced on April the 1st, no matter how serious it is.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:38 pm

^ you're subjectively banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:19 pm

Consider this a veridical banning.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:23 pm

^ you're figuratively banned for lying. I'm still here, so it couldn't have been veridical.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:52 pm

You're banned for virucide.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:31 pm

^ you're banned for faux-verisimilitude
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:36 pm

^ you're banned for Faux News. (Well, someone had to be banned for them.)
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