It wasn't. Her brother, Tommy the Cat, is the one who likes to shred toilet paper and paper towels. Tabitha tends to demolish paper bags. But when I was taking the pictures of the shredded paper towels, Tabitha decided to come in and pose for me.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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