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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby juicegiver on Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:30 pm

Nobody is getting banned. The next person to speak of banning will get banned for discussing banning.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:30 pm

You're banned for changing the rules.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:33 pm

You're banned for reminding me that I'm out of bacon.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:56 pm

You're banned because you can't have your bacon and eat it too.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:58 pm

Get a room. Collect your banning at reception. And some quarters for the vibrating bed.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:14 pm

^ you're banned for assuming she can't make the bed vibrate on her own... Or maybe with a little help.

^^ you're banned because I'd love to show you that I most certainly could have my bacon and eat it too. :lech:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby juicegiver on Wed Aug 21, 2013 5:42 pm

You're banned for leaving the bacon in the vibrating bed.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Aug 22, 2013 6:51 am

^ you're banned for demanding a refund because your purchase did nothing for your complexion or backache.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:47 am

You're banned because it certainly did get rid of my headache.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:58 am

You're banned for walking funny. That's all I'm saying...
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:25 am

Banned for not reporting this to the ministry for silly walks
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:40 pm

^ you're banned because, though your headache's gone, your JITTERY NERVES are worse than ever.
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:46 pm

Wikipedia wrote:Jitter is the undesired deviation from true periodicity of an assumed periodic signal in electronics and telecommunications, often in relation to a reference clock
You're banned for having a nervous reference clock.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:31 pm

^ you're banned [and fired] for consistently clocking in late and off early.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:35 pm

I work through lunch.

As much as I work at any other time of day.

So you're banned.

At least you would be if I'd got round to it before a quarter to five, when I need to start rounding up my lunch box, my car keys, my jacket, the stationery I nicked out of the cupboard, some 'spare' tea bags...

(I'll ban you properly tomorrow - some time after ten, OK?)
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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