The Captain's Log

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Griffin
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby Griffin » Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:33 am

Cap'n's Log Book Yaaar date the age of aquaryus

There be a load o' ash on the poop deck. If h'appeared owt o' nowear. Wot be moor surprisin, there be men wearin' strannge old fashyoned flannels fightin' ter sweep it up.
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:01 pm

Capun SLog yrrr det sumar tyme, hi fink

Es hot. reeeelly hot. so hot yer dyper stuck ter ya barr-nickle ink-rustede bottum.

Thee goods ship lollypop be-karmaed in thee sugarass... soregas... garsassg... middle of thee sea. Thee croo be board, so we gunna pway hide-an-go-seek.

wun

too

fwee

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six

ill-evan

twitty-wun

HEER HI CUM RED YORN OT!
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby black bart » Wed Aug 14, 2013 6:23 am

Capn's Lorrg August 1702

Me an thee croo be sunnin ourselves on thee Caribbean Island o Jamakaargh (no she went of her own accord)...I still be laughin at thee thought o Nef Yoo playin Hiden Seek on thee Mary Celeste...he'll be lookin fer us fer weeks afore thee Dubloon Drops.

Rid o thee liddle blighter at last!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby Griffin » Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:10 am

Cap#n's Logue monday after last

There be rumours flyin' round the fleet that Black Bart is hidin' out in the Bermuda Triangle to avoid a harmless sweet little boy sailor. If this be true, he'll have ter cum out sometime to refuel his nucllear powered ship (I told 'im not to buy that model). Otherwise, all calm here, sea bright blue and seaweed stinks, jest as we like it.
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby DaveL » Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:07 pm

Yarrr Date January 1715
Locashiun: Captains Cottage Post Box

Went to me letter box, hecpectin' to get a letter outlinin' that me vast peerage of a Caribbean Estate had been settled.

When Oi opened me letterbox Oi spied a letter, which Oi opened immediately. However as Oi cracked the wax seal, the entire document vanished before me eyes.

While I had cut back on the grog of late, those special mushrooms that Oi've bin eatin at Big Rons Family restaurant chain, may have sumthin extremely magic about em. Oi thinks Oi'll be givin' the 'special dishes' a miss for a while.

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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:06 pm

Deer capinz log

Hi iz tyurd uf hid n seek !
Hi dint fine nobodyz !
Dis bin bad day !
rrrrrrrr
Pwayin onna Mary Sealess B juss lyk tha Fryin Dutchmin !
hi dint fine anybodyz dare needer rrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby Monobaz » Fri Jan 16, 2015 7:57 am

Janury 1815
Oi was rowin’ me 17 foot White’all from th’ east jettee back two th’ good shup Excelsior when a shockin’ gail blue up and damn-neer upended me inta th’ drink. All sup-plize wos drenched and oi had ta chuk th’ lettres a weigh coz th’ ink ran evry wear. Things is so bad Nef Yoo is refusin’ ta eat th’ bloo staynd bred.
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jan 17, 2015 4:30 pm

Deer Capinz log -

Hi b onna Capinz Nomobagz shup , Da Wotteffer , he owt ta weggister his shup in tha shup wegistery tred.... nuffin guud fer ta et cep fer bloo bred , i wan sum moor uf tha gween bred , hi gunna jump shup wiff reggie an tha ovfer bilj watz rrrrr
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby DaveL » Tue Jan 27, 2015 2:38 am

Yarrr Date: January 1715
Location: Athens Harbour

The SS 'Demis Rousos' has been sunk after ingesting' way too much food stores in it's bilge. Anything' that big was bound not to float in the open sea, and should have ejected it's ballast long ago. Instead the ballast destroyed Demis's inner hull - poor blighter!
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