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Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:32 am

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Sat Aug 10, 2013 2:35 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby AFTERGLOW on Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:33 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:05 am

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 14, 2013 6:43 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:I still need to see those movies and find out why everyone is so obsessed with the little yellow buggers.


Same here...but I've gone with the Avatar anyway.

^ :lol: Bad Doggy...but better a dog bite than a cat scratch!
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby AFTERGLOW on Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:13 pm

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:01 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Aug 17, 2013 11:36 am

An updated version of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs:

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"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby AFTERGLOW on Sat Aug 17, 2013 1:38 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:50 pm

Icelandic genius.

Raving racist, homophobe and all-round weirdo Franklin Graham booked a stadium in Iceland. The locals heard about it, booked all the tickets (which were free) while planning not to turn up. Hopefully when he goes to his his little speech it'll be in the middle of an empty stadium :haha:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby AFTERGLOW on Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:53 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun Aug 18, 2013 9:36 am

The most Alan Partrdige-style corporate video you'll ever see

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daftbeaker wrote:Icelandic genius.

Raving racist, homophobe and all-round weirdo Franklin Graham booked a stadium in Iceland. The locals heard about it, booked all the tickets (which were free) while planning not to turn up. Hopefully when he goes to his his little speech it'll be in the middle of an empty stadium :haha:


:lol:

I am laughing so hard right now.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby AFTERGLOW on Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:21 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:44 pm

^ It looks good enough to eat, Afterglow. :haha:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Aug 18, 2013 4:58 pm

On the bacon theme... Bacon Bieber.
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Wonder if she's [bacon] a fan?
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