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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Aug 09, 2013 6:48 am

^ you're banned for doing a poo joke without actually saying "poo".
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Aug 09, 2013 6:49 am

You're banned for using the word 'poo' in a built up area.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Aug 09, 2013 7:18 am

^ you're banned for not placing your poo in the proper receptacles provided.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Aug 09, 2013 9:26 am

^ you're banned for not remembering that these receptacles pose hazards to human hands and arms, at least in the UK.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Fri Aug 09, 2013 9:53 am

You're banned for stealing from the spectacle receptacle.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Aug 09, 2013 5:15 pm

^ you're banned for making a forgettable spectacle at the receptacle.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Sun Aug 11, 2013 11:13 am

You're banned for not submitting three duplicates of your previous ban requests to the Banmaster General along with 4 copies of your past three years of tax returns and 18 copies of your past five years of paychecks all of which need to be notarized and sent in a wax-sealed envelope bearing the symbol of the FSM. Twice.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Aug 11, 2013 1:03 pm

^ You're banned for making the banning process hopelessly complex and bureaucratic.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Aug 11, 2013 1:55 pm

You're banned for not being willing to lift a finger to save your own grandmother from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Aug 11, 2013 2:05 pm

^ You're banned for not realizing that the Bans are on clear display for anyone willing to go down to the cellar, with a flashlight, sliding down the bannister of the missing stairs, to check the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Aug 11, 2013 2:14 pm

You're banned for panicking.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Aug 11, 2013 2:32 pm

^ You're banned for not knowing where your towel's at.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Aug 11, 2013 2:35 pm

You're banned for reciting Vogon poetry.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Aug 11, 2013 4:01 pm

There was a young man from Sri Lanka,
He said "You're banned".
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Aug 11, 2013 4:53 pm

^ you're banned for posting ^ because you couldn't repeat "Slartibartfast" 5 times in quick succession.
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