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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby juicegiver on Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:55 pm

Please abandon all efforts of improvement just because it hurts your feelings and you want to prove how valuable you are. The only other option is to allow someone else to the job that you despise so much.

For the purpose of domestic tranquility just abandon all efforts of improvement. That's the more peaceful approach.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Aug 09, 2013 5:22 am

juicegiver wrote:Please abandon all efforts of improvement just because it hurts your feelings and you want to prove how valuable you are. The only other option is to allow someone else to the job that you despise so much.

For the purpose of domestic tranquility just abandon all efforts of improvement. That's the more peaceful approach.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sat Aug 10, 2013 12:01 am

:facepalm:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Peregrinans on Sun Aug 11, 2013 4:15 am

Dear Mr/s Moderator,

My name if Peregrinans.

It took me a while to find this thread, but here I am. Please approve my first post, so that I can post another post. I would be very obliged.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:20 pm

Welcome, Peregrinans.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH on Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:28 am

Ave, Peregrinans. Spero te non plus peregrinantem esse. :welcome:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Dechujoh64 on Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:01 am

Capt. Angelhair wrote:I have washed ashore here and hope to gain a deeper knowledge of all things Pastafarian. Also to guzzle grog with my fellow pirates. :drinking:

Let us pray. :fsm_float:

Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in the colander, Swallowed be thy sauce. Thy serving come, Thy food be yum, On forks as they are on spoons. Give us this day our daily sauce, And forgive us our messes, As we forgive those who mess against us. And lead us not into hell, But deliver us some pizza, For thine is the noodles, and the sauce and the meatballs, forever and ever.

R'Amen


Ya know, I may not be one of the moderators or long timey folks with thousands of posts, but I'll give it a shot.
I don't even know if there has to be anything done after this post goes through to see if you can actually post somewhere else. But I've always wanted to greet a newbie. So here it goes.

Greetings and welcome aboard Capt. Angelhair.

and
May the pasta be with you.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Aug 13, 2013 4:12 am

Dechujoh64 wrote:I don't even know if there has to be anything done after this post goes through to see if you can actually post somewhere else....

You're posting Mate ^ so you [and I] musta done something right! :haha: I think I tried to post in another thread first but then read 'the rules', posted here as Cap'n A has, got me approved aye patch and wooden leg and me shyppe out of impound and sailed forth. See ye at thee Benbow when yer piratin' licence is approved newbies.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby MilonRouge on Tue Aug 13, 2013 4:57 pm

Hiya fellow Noodlers,

I finally got the courage to do my first post, so here it is :) Hope to join you all soon in the pursuit of yum! :)

~MilonRouge xoxo
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:59 pm

myersg wrote:Howdy, I am a recent convert. I know that Friday is our holiday. If, say I told the school I won't be in friday due to this..and it's ever friday..and they had a problem..is there any legal standing? after all we have sunday off because of christains...it seems only fair.

What country are you from?

Also, hello :welcome:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby gazraman on Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:05 pm

I have been touched. Braise him and Sauce be upon him, or her, or whatever.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Aug 13, 2013 11:02 pm

We call Him a He because that's how He refers to Himself, but the FSM has aspects of masculine and feminine, and monsters don't really have gender anyway.

But tentacles that coat you in sauce are kinda masculine, and tender succulent meaty orbs that provide sustenance are kinda feminine.


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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cap'n Tedward on Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:20 pm

Actually, we have weekends off because of Unions. They happen to contain Sunday because of Christianity. They also contain Saturday because if Judaism, I think. Claiming any moral high ground based on His Noodiliness is gonna be tough, particularly considering the mandate towards loose morals.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Temp0ral on Wed Aug 14, 2013 9:08 pm

We may not have the highest morals, but they sure do cover a large total area.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:03 am

Temp0ral wrote:We may not have the highest morals, but they sure do cover a large total area.
Especially if you slice us really thinly. Or put us in a big blender first.

I'm not sure which is the most efficient method, like you were screeding a concrete floor, or like you were spreading muck on a farmer's field.

Either way, I think you could get quite impressive coverage with Pastafarians, compared to Muslims, Jews or Scientologists.

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