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Re: Loose Canon 2nd Edition Deadline!!!

Postby Dechujoh64 on Sun Aug 11, 2013 4:19 am

The Dark Noodle wrote:
Warlord of Elephants wrote:Juicegiver has been warned and spoken to by pm, more than once. The ball is in his court now. His actions will decide if he stays around or not. SiN. WoE.

Yes Juicegiver has rubbed some people up the wrong way, but I hope we can find a way past this as Juicegiver's submissions to the 2nd edition do seem worth of consideration. I think it was be a shame if any such discord was to lead to Juicegiver's removal from this forum.

My position on publication, Yes it would be wonderful to have it in easy to purchase hard-copy, but NO profit should be made from it. If it proves to be not possible to do it that way then it will remain as an online publication that if people want a hard copy they will have to print it themselves.


:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
A discussion is a discussion. No matter how F-ed UP one side is. I believe in ( most of the time) to speak with a level head will get your message across a lot easier. Then wanting to "shoot the guy"as soon as he steps foot into the room.

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Warlord of Elephants wrote:Juicegiver has been warned and spoken to by pm, more than once. The ball is in his court now. His actions will decide if he stays around or not. SiN. WoE.
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:antipasta: Warlord of Elephants :antipasta:
Why don't you take that "g[sic]n" that you have in your hand. With Juicegiver/taker's name engraved on the "b[sic]t" and turn that "g[sic]n" 180° and play "Russian roulette"

Was that a bit too harsh. WoE is me.... I mean Warlord of Elephants. Because that is what you are doing to the Juice. And that is why he is "in the corner" trying to fight back.

I mean why is it that a website that allows you to make fake countries http://www.nationstates.net/ and their forums (which are phpBB forums and a few ZetaBoards, too.) Both have CAPTCHA or a reCAPTCHA and a question after that to see if your human ( example: how many colors are in this list? Red, Book, Blue, Yarn, Yellow ?) But yet here it cannot. Why?

I think that would actually help out a lot with the issue of spam accounts. And really lighten the load that a few members have to bear. Besides when was the last time there was the moderator added?

But as for the moment of this topic THE LOOSE CANON. It shall never be monetized if it were to ever get a printed edition. (but if by any freakish reason there is any "profit", it could be either put towards the website or that KIVA thing or maybe to a charity.it should be really easy to do and to show that the money was given to charity.)

Oh, also, to Warlord.
On a level of 1 to 100, juicegiver has gotten me to about 40/100.

While YOU on the other hand. Within just TWO COMMENTS got me from 1 to WAY WAAAAY past 100.

I really don't want it to stay this way, but as the way the elephant is rampaging. It probably is going to stay this way.

So let us all just try to find common ground, and if Juicegiver stays the same way just ignore him. At least the Juice is an ACTUAL PERSON.
Forgive and Forget and keep a level head.
Oh and one last question: What does the SiN at the end of each comment mean?

and as always.
May the Pasta be with You.
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Oh, here is a list of things that I have writin:
Click the link->The Book of Dechujoh.:
Letter to the Risians. (14 Chapters.) has been writin
Letter to the Udonites. (2 Chpts.) has been writin
Letters between D and M the Udonite. (6 Chpts)has been writin
Letters to the Fiorites is next. Started on.
Revelations 3: The Scroll of the 7 Sealed Pastas(17 Chpts)has been writin
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Re: Loose Canon 2nd Edition Deadline!!!

Postby Dechujoh64 on Sun Aug 11, 2013 4:48 am

:mob: :furious:
Warlord of Elephants wrote:
Juicegiver has been warned and spoken to by pm, more than once. The ball is in his court now. His actions will decide if he stays around or not. SiN. WoE.
:furious: :mob:
:cry: :cry: :cry:
:bummer:And Probably, Most likely, I have been put on WoE's hitlist with my last comment. Haven't I :bummer: :shocked:

:confused: Oh well what can I say to get off :confused:

:haha:

May the Pasta be with you
RAmen.
Pope Dechujoh is the name.
Oh, here is a list of things that I have writin:
Click the link->The Book of Dechujoh.:
Letter to the Risians. (14 Chapters.) has been writin
Letter to the Udonites. (2 Chpts.) has been writin
Letters between D and M the Udonite. (6 Chpts)has been writin
Letters to the Fiorites is next. Started on.
Revelations 3: The Scroll of the 7 Sealed Pastas(17 Chpts)has been writin
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Re: Loose Canon 2nd Edition Deadline!!!

Postby ChowMein on Sun Aug 11, 2013 1:34 pm

I believe "sin" means sincerely , matey . Yarr .
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Re: Loose Canon 2nd Edition Deadline!!!

Postby Warlord of Elephants on Sun Aug 11, 2013 2:43 pm

Dechujoh64, I will operate this board as it has always been. I have pmed and warned him. Your little temper tantrum changes nothing. You may do as you please, within the rules. Sin. WoE.
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Re: Loose Canon 2nd Edition Deadline!!!

Postby juicegiver on Sun Aug 18, 2013 5:40 am

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Re: Loose Canon 2nd Edition Deadline!!!

Postby Alien Soda Jerk on Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:43 am

juicegiver wrote:The Tale o' Pirate Lass Pici
Copyright © 2013 by Alien Soda Jerk

The Book of Ravioli
Copyright © 2013 by Alien Soda Jerk


I don't see my Neopagan story, Aradiatori: Or the Gospel of the Kitchens! May I request that that one be included in place of The Book of Ravioli? I'm not happy with the Book of Ravioli and have been wanting to rewrite it. So can Aradiatori - Or the Gospel of the Kitchens take its place in the second edition instead? Please oh please oh please?
Avast Earthlings! This salty space bug done lexicon'd 3 tales:
- The Tale o' Pirate Lass Pici
- ARadiatori: Or the Gospel of the Kitchens
- The Chef of Star Kitchen Outpost
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Re: Loose Canon 2nd Edition Deadline!!!

Postby Dechujoh64 on Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:54 pm

Alien Soda Jerk wrote:
juicegiver wrote:The Tale o' Pirate Lass Pici
Copyright © 2013 by Alien Soda Jerk

The Book of Ravioli
Copyright © 2013 by Alien Soda Jerk



I don't see my Neopagan story, Aradiatori: Or the Gospel of the Kitchens! May I request that that one be included in place of The Book of Ravioli? I'm not happy with the Book of Ravioli and have been wanting to rewrite it. So can Aradiatori - Or the Gospel of the Kitchens take its place in the second edition instead? Please oh please oh please?


Well, Alien Soda Jerk, right now all three of your books are going to possibly be put into the second edition, but right now I've already told them that you want to rewrite the Book of Ravioli. and if it doesn't get rewritten in time, it just won't go into the second edition.

Most likely your stories of Pici and (rewritten) Ravioli are likely to be put into the Old Pastament and the Aradiatori will most likely be put into The Boravchalv.

If you have any more questions just go here> Announcement regarding the Loose Canon, 2nd Edition

Besides what you have up there quoting juicegiver that's from his "I want to print this really bad days."

May the Pasta be with you.
RAmen.
Pope Dechujoh is the name.
Oh, here is a list of things that I have writin:
Click the link->The Book of Dechujoh.:
Letter to the Risians. (14 Chapters.) has been writin
Letter to the Udonites. (2 Chpts.) has been writin
Letters between D and M the Udonite. (6 Chpts)has been writin
Letters to the Fiorites is next. Started on.
Revelations 3: The Scroll of the 7 Sealed Pastas(17 Chpts)has been writin
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Re: Loose Canon 2nd Edition Deadline!!!

Postby Alien Soda Jerk on Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:15 pm

Okay gotcha! I didn't know all three would go in! That make me happy.^^ I'm rewriting Ravioli right now!
Avast Earthlings! This salty space bug done lexicon'd 3 tales:
- The Tale o' Pirate Lass Pici
- ARadiatori: Or the Gospel of the Kitchens
- The Chef of Star Kitchen Outpost
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Re: Loose Canon 2nd Edition Deadline!!!

Postby juicegiver on Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:17 pm

Dechujoh64 wrote: what you have up there quoting juicegiver that's from his "I want to print this really bad days."


Those were really bad days. My heart was broken at least 3 times.

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Re: Loose Canon 2nd Edition Deadline!!!

Postby juicegiver on Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:37 am

effective August 31, 2013 at 1:00am Eastern Standard time I will stop logging on to this forum from work.

I want to read this stuff at my house.

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Re: Loose Canon 2nd Edition Deadline!!!

Postby Alien Soda Jerk on Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:13 pm

I posted the Final FINAL version of The Book of Ravioli. I have re-titled it "The Chef of Star Kitchen Outpost." It is the most recent post on my story's thread. Please use this version if you would!

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- ARadiatori: Or the Gospel of the Kitchens
- The Chef of Star Kitchen Outpost
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