It strikes me that if FSM is to exhibit all of the aspects of a True Religion it should really have a breakaway movement (or several) composed of people whose beliefs are very slightly different from the mainstream but are all united in mutual hatred of each other.
So, are there any breakaway movements that we can all (or most of us) hate or join? If not, can I found one? Note that refusal of permission may well make me do this whereas approval will probably just make me bored and drop the idea. Or maybe not.
Personally, I believe that Highwaymen played a bigger role than Pirates and history may need to be rewritten to reflect this ...
There may be 57 varieties but there is only one True Noodle