The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:05 am

Oi've heard better hinsults from Ravi. Not much better, ter be onnist, but still....
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:13 am

Oi wood foind et kwite insaltin' t' be cawld Griffin's first mayte.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:55 am

Arrr yer landlocked lubber.... ye woodent know Griffin frum a deckchair on thee Titanic. Ye mite 'ave blowed a hoppertunity thar.

Yer frum Wisconsin... ye arnt b'chance thee Jetman?
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:36 am

Wisconsin, eh? Don't wager yer ship agin 'im in cards: I 'ear 'e stacks thee deck.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 01, 2013 6:21 am

Yarr ye've all got avatars from Toys Arrrgh Us!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:20 pm

Arrrr an' ye knows abowt Toys Arrrgh Us becoz theys 'ave the bikesickles wiv thee trainin' wheels ye favour.

Thar wert a three-fer-one spechul on avaminions larst week... Oi got one for ye an' Nef too...

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:58 pm

Oi rilly cant sai nuffin cuz yer avaminions be butiful.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:49 pm

Yarrr, yer BartMinion be luvverly!

But t'be trooly awe thentick, ye must keepe a luckshurious hair clippe hart witch can be modified t'mayke larger an larger, then smaller an smaller beerds, musstasheeos, an thee loike.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Griffin on Sun Aug 04, 2013 12:43 am

Rev. Daniel Scott wrote:Oi wood foind et kwite insaltin' t' be cawld Griffin's first mayte.


Oi wuldnt 'av ye as me second, third or forth mate, let alown first, h'even if yer pesky hed wer boyled in a tub o laard.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Aug 04, 2013 4:43 pm

'Tis sumthin' we downt loike ta menshun, 'ow ye hanoints thyself daily wit a tub o'lard.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:49 pm

Yer maye not loikes t'menshun hit, but tis well knowne ye copies hit.
Ye owes yer crewe munfs ov backe wages, frittered aweigh in tubbes o'lard, tryin' ter regain yer loste and waysted youf.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:32 pm

Arrr ye still be mis-spendin' yer youf [or be it mis-spendin' thee kids in'eritance?] ridin' abowt on chopped 'Arlies.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:44 pm

Ye knows roight well oi duzzint care ter 'ave chilluns or chopped 'Arrrghlies abowt thee Mad Moggies Revenge.

At least we duzzint fink as Box Jellyfishes, Taipan, Saltwater Crocodyles, Blue Ring Octopoi, Stone Fishes, Redde Backe Spyders, Brown Snaykes, Tyger Snaykes, Grate Whoite Sharkes, Funnel Webbe Spyders, Droppe Beares, an walkin abowt Hupsoide Down be a proper welcome fer thee turists, ye grate Dundee'in Blowharde.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:23 am

Arrr yer fergot thee dingo eatin' babies... or wert thart baby eatin' dingoes?
Iffin we 'ad lines, tyegers an' woolfs ere theyd make your uns look loike kitties an' chewhawhas.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:24 pm

Yarrrgh, ye've nivver seen thee orrifick chew-ha-has that runs pert near woild in thee Ocean o' Sand. Brace yerse'f afore ye turns yer one good oi t'this feerce dogge. Once scene, hit can nivverbe *un*scene.

Take that, ye countryman of Melle Gibsonne an Ruperrrrt Murrrghdoch!
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