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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH » Mon Aug 05, 2013 11:31 am

Mascarpone
-vb.

To conceal a small horse.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:23 pm

Nacho cheese
-noun
cheese which does not belong to you.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Aug 05, 2013 10:56 pm

wattle
-verb
To walk a liddle funny, like a duck, goose, or penguin.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Aug 06, 2013 12:52 am

Shampoo
-noun
Fake dog mess.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII » Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:51 am

haslet
-noun
the heart, liver, etc., of a hog or other animal used for food.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:46 pm

hamlet
-noun
Other parts of a hog for food.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Aug 07, 2013 12:10 am

hasn'tlet
-adj
like the owner of an unrented apartment.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH » Wed Aug 07, 2013 7:19 am

ballet
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A spherical object with permission.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Aug 07, 2013 7:56 am

bullet
-noun
a buoy cow wiff parmesion [/Nef Yoo]
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:10 pm

billet [n]

A place wot provides lodgin's fer Bills.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII » Fri Aug 09, 2013 2:28 pm

valsartan
-noun
an angiotensin II inhibitor that is used to treat high blood pressure.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH » Fri Aug 09, 2013 3:16 pm

Valtarzan
-pr. n,

Tarzan's daughter.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Aug 09, 2013 10:24 pm

Valtsartan
-noun
The state or quality of mind or spirit that enables the Tsar to face danger, fear, or vicissitudes with self-possession, confidence, and resolution; bravery.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Aug 10, 2013 12:07 am

valisatan
-noun
a devilishly small suitcase.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII » Sat Aug 10, 2013 2:37 pm

summa
-noun, plural summae
1. a comprehensive work or series of works covering, synthesizing, or summarizing a particular field or subject.
2. a work or series of works that is a summary of all human knowledge.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré


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