Ye knows roight well oi duzzint care ter 'ave chilluns or chopped 'Arrrghlies abowt thee Mad Moggies Revenge.
At least we duzzint fink as Box Jellyfishes, Taipan, Saltwater Crocodyles, Blue Ring Octopoi, Stone Fishes, Redde Backe Spyders, Brown Snaykes, Tyger Snaykes, Grate Whoite Sharkes, Funnel Webbe Spyders, Droppe Beares, an walkin abowt Hupsoide Down be a proper welcome fer thee turists, ye grate Dundee'in Blowharde.
DIE SPAMMERS DIE
'Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ~George Carlin