The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Mon Jul 29, 2013 2:32 pm

Yer mither be so hewj dat wen she 'ugs ye b'for ye go saylin' ye git lawst in 'er rolls.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:02 pm

Yarrrrr an' yer muthers sooooo big wen she went ta thee beach they cuvvered 'er wiv wet towls an' tryed ta roll 'er back in thee warter.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:08 pm

Dat dey did... Dat dey did. :bummer:

Bu' at leest oi din't troi to maet wif yer mither liek ye tride mine.
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Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
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~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:22 pm

Nay matey... she jest clapped 'er flippers an' give me a wet kiss fer the fishes Oi throwd 'er.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:30 pm

Ware oi com frum, dats a pruhpozle fer marij.
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He Who is a Servant of FSM
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Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
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Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
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Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:33 pm

Yarrrr 'tis tru then wot Oi 'erd thart yer muther be awlso yer sister?
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:36 pm

'Af sister. Yar. Tis tru. Bu' at leest moi chil'un arnt moi af siblings loik yers arr.
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He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



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Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Jul 29, 2013 6:10 pm

Aye an' beutiful chil'un yourn arrrrr.... wiv shiney coats an' waggy tails jist loike thar muther.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Mon Jul 29, 2013 6:14 pm

Oi don foind dat vurry insaltin', gud sir. P'rhaps yer to soft te insalt meh properloike. Shall oi por ye a coop uv tee?
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Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
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Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



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Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:54 am

Waz Oi sposed to hinsalt ye? Oi thawt thee eyedear waz to 'ave a larf an' come bak wiv sumthin' betta. Milk'n'two pleeze an' Oi'll give ye a biskit.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:32 pm

Yer biskits tayst wurs den unsalted midgits
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:39 pm

Yarrrrgh, get a room, ye lubbers.



At leaste, thats wot some jellus hinterloper allus tells me wen oi bin henjoyin a hextended converrrsashun wiv one uvver pyrate... :haha:
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Griffin on Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:17 pm

Aaaarr Pieces, yer avatar looks loike a bowl o' cat vomit.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:44 am

Yer jes jellus on account ov clingin' t'thee sayme loife preserver fer thee past three hunnert yeares. Ye woodent wreckonoize catte vomit if yer first mayte produced vast quantities ov hit.




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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:20 am

Pieces, ye'd be t' first mayte prodoosing vast kwantees ov et if aneebudee.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
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