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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:35 am

In the name of Warren Zevon - you are banned
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:43 am

AaaaaaRrrrrrrrrooooooo!! ^ you're banned for walkin' through the streets of Soho in the rain.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:47 am

You're banned for drinking a pina-colada at Trader Vic's
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:53 am

^ you're banned for biting the usherette's leg in the dark [Excitable girl, they all said]
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Tue Jul 30, 2013 9:04 am

You're banned for not leaving my monkey alone

(my Zevon knowledge is really being stretched now)
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:50 pm

^ you're banned for carrying a unlicensed, concealed gorilla.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:33 pm

You're banned for toting about a pre-handbag crocodile.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Jul 30, 2013 11:19 pm

^ you're banned for not observing the "Not to be used as a life preserver" notice on my croc's back.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jul 31, 2013 1:30 am

You're banned for putting on your own air mask first, then putting your seat mate's air mask on.

On yourself.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:45 am

There's life on this board Jim, but not as we know it...
^ you're banned for bowing to peer pressure and going for a '3D' avaminion!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:35 am

You're tires' air pressure are low - you're banned.
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:43 pm

Your banned and I'm sure you're aware why yore banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:55 pm

^ You're banned for going one yaw too far.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:53 pm

You're banned for pointing out my 3Dness, while ignoring my fetching new Red Shirt™ fashion statement.

You really don't know how to talk to a girl, do you? :haha:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Thu Aug 01, 2013 6:47 am

You're banned for reminding us that we don't know how to talk to girls...

Hello, er, what team do you support then?

How's your bra?

Hi, where do you buy your socks?

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