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Rev. Daniel Scott wrote:Ghettisis 10
1Now these are the generations of the sons of Noah, Shem, Ham, and Japheth: and unto them were sons born after the flood.
2The sons of Japheth; Gomer, and Magog, and Madai, and Javan, and Tubal, and Meshech, and Tiras.
3And the sons of Gomer were many, and His Noodliness lost track, drinking heavily from the keg throughout these years.
4And the sons of Javan, a son of Gomer, were numerous as well.
5By these were the isles of the Gentiles divided in their lands; every one after his tongue, after their families, in their nations.
6And the sons of Ham were many indeed, one being Canaan, whom everybody did frown widely upon.
7And the sons of Cush, son of Ham, were excessive.
8And one of the sons begat Nimrod: he began to be a mighty one in the earth, for the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster had touched Nimrod with His Great Noodly Appendage.
9He was a mighty hunter before the Lord Noodle: wherefore it is said, Even as Nimrod the mighty hunter before the Lord.
10And the beginning of his kingdom was of four, Babel, Erech, and two others, in the land of Shinar.
11Out of that land was builded Nineveh, and the city Rehoboth, and Calah,
12And Resen between Nineveh and Calah: the same is a great city.
13And people had children who begat children, who begat yet more children, and His Noodliness lost interest in their irrelevant names.
14And the families of the Canaanites spread abroad.
15And the border of the Canaanites was from Sidon, through Gaza, take a right at Sodom, left at Gomorrah, pass Admah and collect ten score gold coins, until Lasha is reached.
16The sons of Ham, after their families, after their tongues, in their countries, and in their nations.
17Unto Shem also were children born.
18And everybody popped babies out like hamsters.
19And their dwelling was from Mesha unto Sephar a mountain of the east.
20These are the sons of Shem.
21These are the families of the sons of Noah: and by these were the nations divided.
22Yet His Noodliness cared little.
juicegiver wrote:Do you guys think it would be cool to add something similar to the book of Numbers that provides a history of all of the original Pastafarians such as us? or at least the ones willing to participate?
I think this provided some very strong cement for the Jewish tradition for several generations. The Mormons and the Amish keep these types of records as well. Although some may be too shy to use their real names. If that is the case the Book of Numbers (or other appropriate name) can proclaim the desired anonymity of the participants.
I think it's a good idea myself but then again it's my idea so I should be expected to like it.
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