The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:18 pm

Ferget? Oi cawled ye sober, ye daft gud fer nuttin bilge rat.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:08 pm

Wharr be yer Avatarrrgh? Be ye so ugly, ye frighten off thee wenches frum Madame Fifi's? Or be ye so darft ye carnt upload wun?
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:15 pm

Te' tru tru be dat yer so far b'low meh dat yeh jist don' haf teh privlij o seein meh avtar.
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He Who is a Servant of FSM
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Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
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Sailamon
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~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:52 pm

ho ! I fink ya all bin nitty

I gonna ban ya

rrrrrr
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:27 pm

Anyone wot turns 'is one blynde oi ter a newebee sugjestin he "b'low meh"...

Well, shiver summat else's timber!

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:34 pm

Pieces, oid offer ye insalts, bu' oi don' fink yewd iksept et.

'n so oi offer ye sum rum. HONEE RUM. Ahahahahahahahahaaarrrrrrrrrrrgh.
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He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
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Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
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Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:55 pm

Arrhhhh Ye ^ wownt get boardin roights ta pieces shyppe with nothin lessen thee best swillin' Coneyak.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:00 pm

Wuz dat evin n insalt?

An' duh Coneyakkk be seecretlike. Ownlee fer pieces 'n' meself t' no bout, ye lilee livr.
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He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
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Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



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Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:11 pm

Arrrrrr yer ^ a lowe down, washin' line wenches pantaloons rustler.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:17 pm

Da last toim ye ^ ohnd sum pantyloons wuz wen ye ript em owt uv uh dogz mouf.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:28 pm

Arrrr 'tis trewly sed more shite hescapes yer top end than thee bottom end.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:32 pm

Betteh t' haf diuhreeuh uv da mouf den uv de arse liek ye hav.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

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Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:39 pm

Aye but not 'alf as bad as yer face wot closely rezembles thee north end ov a south 'eadin helephant.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:43 pm

Oi fink ye haf mistookin yer mither fer a helefant.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:56 am

Yarrrrr an' yer muther is sooooo fat 'er arrrrrse is still comin' when thee rest ov 'er is goin'.
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