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Postby PKMKII on Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:51 am

Blue balls: not just figurative
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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:59 pm

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Jul 13, 2013 2:25 am

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Sat Jul 13, 2013 3:21 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:08 am

Posting this here because we don't have a "batshit crazy stuff found on the interwebz" thread.

Are militant atheists using chemtrails to poison the angels in heaven?
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:13 am

Good find, ET. I think you put this in the right section (the Religious Propaganda thread isn't for satire).

I especially liked the throbbing passions of love line. :haha:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:38 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Posting this here because we don't have a "batshit crazy stuff found on the interwebz" thread.

Are militant atheists using chemtrails to poison the angels in heaven?

Hard Dawn wrote:Obama's IRS using Nazi UFO technology to bully the Tea Party!
Where have all the baby pigeons gone? How the NSA is outfitting young birds with RFID chips.

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:07 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:22 pm

Oh Oh Oh Oh Stayin' alive....
:lol: I think whoever made it got their individual struts just about down pat!
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:06 am

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:47 am

This is EXACTLY how it happened...

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:57 am

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Jul 19, 2013 5:55 pm

^ Greenock Reformed Temperance Hall - the venue for the poo instigated drunken wedding brawl. :lol:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Jul 19, 2013 6:10 pm

Ravi Oli wrote:Greenock

'nuff said.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche

But why is the rum gone?!
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jul 19, 2013 6:17 pm

The clamped car is in Niddrie Road in Glasgow - I used to live about 100 yards away from it. In Scotland you can't be clamped for parking violations, only for not having a valid road tax disc. To get unclamped you would need to get the car MOTed (annual safety check), pay to get it insured, pay for a tax disc, and then pay to get it unclamped. I'd tell them to keep it too.

The highland cow on the line at Crossmyloof is right in the middle of the city. I guess it must have escaped from Pollok Estate, about 2 miles away. I'm surprised it made it that far without being killed and eaten.
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