Piratic Poetry

Arrr, I be a pirate!

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Can ye read and write?

No I'm completely dyslexic and illiterate
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I can only spell using a semaphore
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Only when I use one eyepatch, not two
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Yes of course ye blaggard, but it's difficult to write with a hook
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Total votes: 83

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pieces o'nine
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Jun 27, 2013 3:47 am

Oi sees yer muse was hupon ye, Bart!

If ye wernt so cheape, ye'd buy er a chaire ov er owne...
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Ravi Oli
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Jun 29, 2013 6:03 pm

E's good pieces but ezy on thee praise oar e'll needs a new gyant 'at.
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black bart
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby black bart » Mon Jul 01, 2013 10:43 am

Aye mateys, I think I be cut out ta be a gritty Northern Poet in thee mold o Ted Hughes...but with an Urban Improvement agenda...god knows they need it up North.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.


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