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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:49 am

I spend way too much time on eBay...

TPBM has the full set of exclusive, tasteful collectible ceramic 'Staffordshire Bull Terriers of Inner City Britain'.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:38 am

Yes, they were all modelled on my actual Staff Bull 'Atilla' who was extremely fond of children...that's why we had to have him destroyed.

TPBM is more of a cat lover.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:22 pm

That I yam.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:53 am

I left thet one ^ fer ya pieces... :haha: Only one ferret name of Coco but she's mischief enough on her own.
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Coco is my granddogter... but since I 'loaned' my daughter the $$$ to buy her she is technically mine??
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:49 am

Yes and I always live to regret it.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:06 pm

Yes I am feeling a little flat.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:04 pm

If you have the latest bit of kit, Google Ass+, you can indeed smell that. The one who smelled it can check the IP address of the one who dealt it, and remove them from their circles (insert circles - ring - server - gag here).
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Jun 24, 2013 5:20 pm

I held my finger up first so it wasn't me!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:16 am

but but but ummmmm
et dunt werk so gud unca wahbi rrrrr affer I wayk up frum tryun et ellybudy go back to deer shups rrrrr


um um um i ettid to meny fuss heds ! tha piwit be woe me no gonna lyk been dare .
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:20 am

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TPBM: is waiting for the smoke to clear to see if there are any bits of Nef Yoo left
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:38 am

Now THATS a BFG!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:20 pm

Yes, if you hold it by the silencer you can get a really good swing at the little bugger's head with the stock.

TPBM did it with the lead pipe in the conservatory.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby ChowMein on Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:57 pm

She hasn't called me back since .

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Jun 27, 2013 3:57 am

I had a fine one as part of my "lifesize clue weapons" collection.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Jun 29, 2013 6:05 pm

I don't have a cluedo what she's on about.

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