The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Jun 08, 2013 6:30 pm

Arrrr Cap'n Roy it be yer brayn's bin fryed frum smokin' all yer lawn clippins fer yarrrs.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Jun 09, 2013 3:19 pm

Cronan's curlers, hit be ye agin. Oi sees that not even thee scrofuluss scottsman can bare t'hinsult ye moore than once a daye. Duzzint ye 'ave albatrosses ter feede or sails ter patch or sumfink or hooks ter polish or sumfink?
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:43 pm

Leave thee poor lad alone! Hit's not his fault he downt have a lyfe an spends all es tyme hangin around thee internets lookin fer some sort of human interaction. I feel his payne...

Oh, sorry, my mistake. I thought this was the passive-aggressive game.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:07 pm

Arrrrr tis a 'eavy Scottish mist we 'ave 'ere wot's keepin me shyppe in port... Ov corse ye'd be roight at home innit Roy.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:54 pm

Awl roight, awl roight, oi'll hinsult ye, sints no one else kin muster hup thee energy t'do hit. Yer moinde's unhinged, ye be a roight payne, an yer crewe still tryin ter frayme ye fer lock-hup.




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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:47 am

^ Yer moinds nort jest un'inged yev lorst it completerly.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Jun 12, 2013 8:08 am

I wood say ye've lorst yer mynde, but ter lose it, ye'd have ter have wun in thee faaarst plaice
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Jun 12, 2013 5:25 pm

Arrrr tis a foine case ov moind ova matter.... Oi downt moind an' ye downt matter.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:45 pm

^ Dropped out of Wossa Matta U.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:35 am

What would ye know about edgermecashun? Ye thought Alma Mater was Alma Cogan's mum...
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:03 am

Arrrr tis moighty hunfortunate ye has neva bean able ta moind yer P's an' Q's since ye learned 'em.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:32 pm

ye ole an ye smell of wee
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:05 am

...an' ye ^ yer yung wippasnappa was the inspirin fer the farrrrt gun.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:20 pm

Arrrgh, Bart Industries would do well to ripoff --er-- develop that fer thee hentyre fleete!

Also yer banned 'cause oi 'ave no hinsults left fer ye.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:17 am

Arrrrrhhhh peeces Oi 'oped ye 'ad a foine reppytoire ov hinsults up yer sleeve but awl ye 'ad wert 'airy 'pits a horangatang'd be prowd ov.
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