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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Rainswept » Sat May 18, 2013 12:04 pm

I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII » Sat May 18, 2013 11:34 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré

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Postby PKMKII » Tue May 21, 2013 12:19 am

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré

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Postby PKMKII » Wed May 22, 2013 12:55 am

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré

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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun May 26, 2013 1:40 am


"How is that pronounced?"

"Same as it's spelled. With great difficulty."
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Postby black bart » Mon May 27, 2013 7:35 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:

"How is that pronounced?"

"Same as it's spelled. With great difficulty."


By the time you've read the name the last train has gone and you're stuck there for a month!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby PKMKII » Fri May 31, 2013 6:46 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré

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Postby PKMKII » Sat Jun 01, 2013 5:58 pm

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré

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Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:59 am

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
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Postby AFTERGLOW » Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:31 pm

I have always wondered 'bout this...

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:00 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII » Thu Jun 06, 2013 11:08 am

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:26 pm

What's black, got three holes and always has a cock in it?

An EDL balaclava.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Jun 08, 2013 2:06 am

daftbeaker wrote:What's black, got three holes and always has a cock in it?


Worley's bowling ball?
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII » Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:52 am

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré


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