The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:26 am

...two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:39 am

...so ye 'eard about thee cannibal restaurant then? Dinner costs an arm n' a leg...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:37 am

...and with that both Cap'n Roy and Cap'n Ravi were condemned by the Pirate Court for tellin jokes that horiginated before the reign of Elizabeth 1. It was orrible and yet strangely satisfyin to see Roy sail out in his boat full of blue paint and Ravi float out in his boat full of red paint and then smash!!!! They were marrooned!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:04 am

It's your roond? Cheers, I'll have a pint of heavy, ya great sassenach!
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:24 am

....arrrgh that be thee larst toim I have a Scotsman on board me shyppe...twistin me words and managin ta get to thee bar even more slowly than me! Awlright ye blaggards thee drinks be on me tab...and wiv that there was a puff o smoke and...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DavidH on Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:57 am

... Roy's sporran blew up in a shower of fake Taiwanese haggis, ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Griffin on Sat Apr 27, 2013 11:10 pm

...........leftovers leaving a lot to .......................
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:42 am

...thee imadjunashun, unless ov corse...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 29, 2013 6:48 am

...ye be Taiwanese and yer name be none uvver than Cap'n Hwan Hung ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:31 pm

...Lo!! Tis a sail on thee horeyezen! Black as...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Thu May 09, 2013 8:01 am

...thee Ace o Spades...The Ace o Spades, The Ace of Spades...thee crew starts head bangin and turnin up thee volume to eleven when all of a sudden...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu May 09, 2013 4:39 pm

...a herd of Lemmys scuttled across the poop deck, shagged the ship's cat, drank all the rum, and threw themselves into the water...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri May 10, 2013 2:10 am

...wivout changin hinto theyre swim trunks...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri May 10, 2013 3:37 am

...hon hackount theyre luggage 'ad been sent ta Vladyvastock...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri May 10, 2013 3:41 am

...instead of Woodstock, which is where the band was meant to be playing, but now they would have to...
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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