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Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:28 pm

I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby AFTERGLOW on Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:22 am

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Postby AFTERGLOW on Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:54 pm

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Postby PKMKII on Sat Apr 13, 2013 4:33 pm

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby AFTERGLOW on Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:48 pm

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Postby AFTERGLOW on Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:49 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Apr 15, 2013 1:12 am

"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:34 pm

Gee , fank ye fer that ET . Me loife be cumplet .
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:54 am

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:46 pm

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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Postby daftbeaker on Sat Apr 20, 2013 5:23 pm

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A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche

But why is the rum gone?!
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:38 am



Some of those are spot on. I'd laugh but it's too painful.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:22 am

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"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:04 am

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby DavidH on Wed Apr 24, 2013 12:29 pm

American version of above:

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