PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby OZ_Nick on Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:48 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Oi finks not. They be smylin con-jeany'all loike, not larfin their booties orf.
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Maybee Bart 'asn't started yet, and they be smiling coz they doan know wotz comin and they jest read the posters at the front gate... :fsm_yarr:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:25 am

Doo they 'ave a faarrrst aid kit? I fink they gunna need it...
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:50 am

Blimey I don't know which one ta show me rapier to first!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Apr 20, 2013 5:01 am

Arrrrrr Oi 'erd ye as been away doin' yer pennance fer showin' yer rapier ta thee lassies at Mrs McEachen's Skool Fer Yung Ladies.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH on Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:22 pm

Time for entries for Miss April:

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Good for hauling on the halliards. :fsm_rock:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:30 pm

Wots 'er name Dave... Hermaphrodité ??
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH on Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:12 am

Brian, I think she said ...
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Apr 21, 2013 6:22 am

DavidH wrote:She's Brian, and so is her wife...
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH on Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:39 am

^ :lol:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Griffin on Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:12 am

Do 'is eyes glow in the dark? If so, where do I apply to add 'im ter me collectiun of human torches? 'appen he/she be human of some type?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH on Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:24 am

Griffin wrote:Do 'is eyes glow in the dark?


I dunno, Griffin, and I wouldn't care to find out. :haha:

Human torches, eh? Now there's an idea. :evilgrin:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL on Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:11 am

YArrr...

Those 'biceps' are a tad muscly!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:01 am

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Miss April Contender

Name: Sofia Suarez (Luis Suarez's Sister)

Occupation: Vampire

Likes: Love at first bite.

Dislikes: Sunshine, Mirrors, Referees, People with 'Van' in their names.

In five years' time: Helping my brother Luis branch out from biting other footballers.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:00 pm

Oi sees she also loikes parrrtissipatin in "Wet Vampyre Contests".
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:10 am

Arrgh...I seems ta remember that Vampires don't like running water or somesuch...or maybe it's just holy water. Maybe Miss Suarez was so ungry she forgot!*




*By thee way ye may not be familiar wiv Luis Suarez wot plays for Liverpool FC in Hingland and appears to be a vampire judgin by thee way he bit an opposition player last weekend and has previously bitten other footballers.
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