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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:36 pm

Pieces and Ravi were the popular steadies
And the king and the queen of the prom
Riding around with the car top down and the radio on
Nobody looked any finer
Or was more of a hit at the Parkway Diner
We never knew we could want more than that out of life
Surely Pieces and Ravi would always know how to survive.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, you're banned
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:14 pm

Lies, lies
I can't believe a word you say.
Lies, lies
Are gonna make you banned someday.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Re: The Yaw Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:07 am

You ^ can't hide your lyin' eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
The only way's to ban your lyin' eyes
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:43 pm

I'm back.

You're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:45 pm

^ Banned for going AWOL.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:57 pm

You're banned for confusing Dartmoor with somewhere I'd choose to go :idiot:

Actually, that's a bit unfair, I had a great time but that might be because we got the entire year's allocation of dry days in one 5 day trip :haha:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:59 pm

Isn't there a Dartmoor Prison? ^ banned for lying about where you've REALLY been.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:11 am

^Banned for not knowing you have to be French to go to Dartmoor Prison.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Apr 09, 2013 2:15 pm

^ banned for daring rescues of the noble French from Dartmoor, and leaving behind his calling card: "the Scarlet Weevil"
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Tue Apr 09, 2013 2:24 pm

^ Banned for inciting Bart to help a Frog.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:42 pm

It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done, to ban ^.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:19 am

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and ban pieces.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:13 am

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking ban ^, ban ^, ban ^....
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:02 am

I will ban ^ in my heart, and try to keep ^ banned all the year.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:00 pm

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a woman in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a banning.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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