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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:58 pm

^ Standing in the sitting room.
Totally stint. And your favorite jersey is covered in lint.
You want to sit down but you sold your chair.
So you're just banned there. You're just banned there...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:08 am

As they speed thru the finish the flags go down.
The fans get up, and get out of town.
The arena is empty except for one man,
Still driving and striving as it's you ^ that he bans.

He's going the distance....
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Helium Hands on Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:31 am

One bourbon, one scotch, you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:16 am

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
Now you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Apr 04, 2013 5:47 pm

Stand by my ban
And show the world I'll ban him ^
Keep giving all the bans I can
Stand by my ban
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:57 pm

Strange voices are saying
What did they say
Things I can't understand
It's too close for comfort
You are just out and out banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Apr 05, 2013 4:10 am

So pack your toys away,
Your pretty boys away,
Your 45s away,
Your alibis away,
Your Spanish flies away,
Your one-more-tries away,
Your old tie-dyes away,
You're getting banned today.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:36 pm

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:18 pm

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:23 pm

Bucky Badger says you're banned.
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actually, Bucky is known for using a ... stronger ... verb than that :haha:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Brian on Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:22 am

Out of 1,125 pages of posts, I'm sure someone has already said this, probably many times in fact, but the OP should be banned for saying "The Your Banned Game" instead of "The You're Banned Game". Perhaps the mods should be banned for not editing the topic title and fixing it?
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I can see the fnords.
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Re:

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Apr 06, 2013 1:32 am

You're banned because the 13th post on the first page of this thread specifically brings up that very problem.

ken worley wrote:You're banned for confusing a contraction with a possessive pronoun, bee-hatch!
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:28 am

You're banned for not pointing out that anyone can correct the title in their own posts.
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:23 am

DavidH wrote:You're banned for not pointing out that anyone can correct the title in their own posts.


You're banned because it's too late to change the thread title (unless a mod does it), which means everyone who wants grammatical correctness has to change every post they make in this thread (unless they quote a post in which the title has already been changed).
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Re: Care and Maintenance of Digital Socks

Postby DavidH on Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:06 pm

You're banned because that's what I meant. It doesn't take long to alter the title before posting.
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