Pasta strainer head garb of doom.

[Dechujoh64]

I don't know if anybody is heard this, but Aaron Williams a fellow Pastafarian (may be here at the forums or not,) was not allowed to wear a pasta strainer for a driver ID photo.

He has already taken his drivers license photo sans pasta strainer and everything has been settled with the motor vehicle commission of New Jersey.

but here are a couple of websites showing the story.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/02/20/p ... from-head/
and
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... oto-687452
and
http://southbrunswick.patch.com/article ... ense-photo


So, I must ask, how long must we be punished for believing in

(p.s. if Mr. Williams (or admin) wants me to remove this then I shall.)
(p.s.s. if the Admins wants me to move this new topic to another place, so be it. I would hope that the admins will move the topic for me, if need be.

[TheDream]

:D now these are some great news! So I will put some pasta strainer head and some blemish balm
on and will look perfect for my driver ID photo as well.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Harrr! ' ow oi luvs et wen a matey pulls a stunt loike thet ! The comments arr funny as well fank ye vurry much .

[The Dark Noodle]

Harrr! heathens and infidels!

DEAR FRIEND,
Welcome to the wonderful world of religion!
These are exciting times in holiness—politicians are crusading, nations are invading, and science1 is fading. With these changes come religious opportunities the likes of which haven't been seen since the Reformation... or at least since the persecuted masses first huddled together and shipped off to that great democratic revival meeting we call the United States of America.
With this in mind, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) invites you to learn a little more about us. We'd like to tell you all about our Heaven, which features a Stripper Factory and a giant Beer Volcano. We'd love to see you dressed in His chosen garb: full Pirate regalia. We want you to enjoy Fridays as His chosen holiday. But first you need to know a little more about us.

Where be the mention of wearing utensils from ye galley?

[Roy Hunter]

Where be the mention of wearing utensils from ye galley?

Details, details...

We have flimsy moral standards, remember?

Full pirate regalia can set you back a couple of hundred bucks: a colander costs less than five. Sounds like a winner to me.

[TDKs]

My provisional is due for renewal next year - will totally go for it. :D

[The Dark Noodle]

Full pirate regalia can set you back a couple of hundred bucks: a colander costs less than five. Sounds like a winner to me.

We be talking just a head shot here, hardly an expensive look to achieve

[Roy Hunter]

That facial hair would cost me my marriage. That's probably about ...15 bucks worth? Maybe 20?

[The Dark Noodle]

That facial hair would cost me my marriage.

Ye Wench would make thee walk the plank?

That's probably about ...15 bucks worth? Maybe 20?

Facial hair - free
Bit of cloth (surely thee can find some old rag stowed away) - Next to nothing

[Roy Hunter]

Ye Wench would make thee walk the plank?

Yes. Next question?

Facial hair - free
Bit of cloth (surely thee can find some old rag stowed away) - Next to nothing

I was talking about my entire material wealth as perceived by a divorce lawyer. Welcome to Austerity Britain...

[The Dark Noodle]

Ye Wench would make thee walk the plank?

Yes. Next question?

Oh dear!
Well the facial hair is optional.

[The Dark Noodle]

It has been pointed out to me that I had not been reading the holy text correctly

The Loose Canon
The Book of Penelope
Chapter II
7 But as T.V. hadn't been invented yet Penelope put the Holy Colander on her head and grabbed a handy pair of salad tongs

I have read the Book of Penelope many times, but I think my aversion to wearing uncomfortable galley utensils must have blinded me to that passage. It may also be the case that because as a Vegan I find this passage very important, and have been distracted by it, for it shows that The Holy Meatballs were not originally sourced from bovines.

The Loose Canon
The Book of Penelope
Chapter 3
1Now it came to pass that Penelope had a good beer buzz on.... 2She strode through the land and saw all was good; 3wheat for pasta, hops and barley for beer, beef trees for meatballs, even a cheese well or two. 4The People remained unsatisfied for T.V. STILL hadn't been invented... 5As she strode (well wove actually; she'd had quite a few beers) she thought "it's a good thing automobiles haven't been invented yet. 6I'd be in BIG trouble if I were driving".

I shall now go and flail myself with my salad tongs.