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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:35 am

^ when he asks the DJ to play "All Night Long" he wants the Lionel Richie version not the the Rainbow version*

*that was always happening to me back in the 80s :facewall: Noooooo not the Lionel Richie version!
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:33 pm

^ Still has a red/cheetah shirt for dancing on the ceiling.
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Mar 17, 2013 2:37 am

^ gunna bowncy me
... onner nee

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:25 am

^ isn't the love child of Barry Manilow and Celine Dion.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:02 pm

^ is the lovechild of Barry Manilow and Barbra Streisand. You can tell by the nose: it costs him $10 every time he has to put zinc ointment on it.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Mar 17, 2013 5:18 pm

^ still brings me flowers.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:15 pm

^ used to bring me roses,
I wish ^ would again,
But that was on the outside,
And things were different then.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:09 pm

You ^ are a child of the universe,
No less than the trees and the stars;
You have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
No doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:46 pm

Under the spreading chestnut tree,
The village blacksmith ^ sat,
Amusing himself,
By abusing himself,
And catching the load in his hat.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:13 am

Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them ^.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Helium Hands » Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:41 am

^ Like as not, you are more a chrysanthemum than a rose or a weed.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:38 pm

My nose knows you're ^ not a rose.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Helium Hands » Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:14 am

^ Hates all flowers.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:35 pm

^ is the original Wallflower.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:19 pm

^ thinks he is a wallflower, but he's more like a creeper...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.


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