Lies!

This board is NOT restricted access. Keep that in mind when you post.

Moderator: Other Stuff Mods

Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:43 am

^got passed page 4 before... :blush:
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Mar 11, 2013 3:44 pm

^ is called 'Hugh Hefner' by his mates because he has 'made it' with every one of the Playboy centrefolds adorning his bathroom walls.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
User avatar
Ravi Oli
Sorcerer of Sauce
 
Posts: 3469
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:40 am
Location: Awstrailya Mate

Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:25 pm

^ wanted to be a Bunny Girl, but couldn't do 'the dip' without falling off his high heels.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
User avatar
Roy Hunter
If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
 
Posts: 15747
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:13 pm
Location: It's the place where you are, but that's not important right now.

Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:16 pm

^never does Disco
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:16 pm

^ is staying alive despite his long battle with Saturday Night Fever.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
User avatar
Ravi Oli
Sorcerer of Sauce
 
Posts: 3469
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:40 am
Location: Awstrailya Mate

Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:56 pm

^ Dances with Dust Bunnies
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
User avatar
pieces o'nine
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
 
Posts: 8615
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
Location: Ocean o'Sand

Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:03 am

^Dances with Wolves...and Kevin Costner!!!!!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:36 pm

^ dances like nobody's watching
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
User avatar
pieces o'nine
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
 
Posts: 8615
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
Location: Ocean o'Sand

Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:31 am

^ dances like a frog in a blender.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
User avatar
Ravi Oli
Sorcerer of Sauce
 
Posts: 3469
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:40 am
Location: Awstrailya Mate

Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:23 am

^ dances with the devil in the pale moon light.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
User avatar
Roy Hunter
If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
 
Posts: 15747
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:13 pm
Location: It's the place where you are, but that's not important right now.

Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:32 am

^ you're dancing in the moonlight, it's caught you in its spotlight [It's alright, alright]
Send lawyers, guns and money...
User avatar
Ravi Oli
Sorcerer of Sauce
 
Posts: 3469
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:40 am
Location: Awstrailya Mate

Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:47 am

^inspired the song 'Moon River' by dropping his kaks at the local pleasure cruisers.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:34 pm

^ wished upon a star and his dreams came true.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
User avatar
Ravi Oli
Sorcerer of Sauce
 
Posts: 3469
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:40 am
Location: Awstrailya Mate

Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:05 pm

^ woke up where the clouds were far behind him,
where troubles melt like lemon drops, high above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find him.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
User avatar
pieces o'nine
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
 
Posts: 8615
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
Location: Ocean o'Sand

Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:37 am

^ knows why there are so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side
Send lawyers, guns and money...
User avatar
Ravi Oli
Sorcerer of Sauce
 
Posts: 3469
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:40 am
Location: Awstrailya Mate

PreviousNext

Return to Games, Fun, and Jokes

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests

cron