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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by PKMKII on Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:25 pm
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by PKMKII on Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:36 am
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by black bart on Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:42 am
^ 
That's not funny...I watched the Horizon Special: "The Truth about Meteors" last night!
That's not funny...I watched the Horizon Special: "The Truth about Meteors" last night!
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by PKMKII on Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:15 pm
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by daftbeaker on Wed Mar 06, 2013 1:24 pm
[NSFW]Rainbow does Top Gear[/NSFW]
I may have posted this before but it's still good, it's exactly how I imagined Zippy behaving when he's not on kids' TV
I may have posted this before but it's still good, it's exactly how I imagined Zippy behaving when he's not on kids' TV
Why do they call you Carmen?
Because I like cars and I like men. What's your name?
Lager fanny.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by black bart on Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:22 am
^ 
I liked: I only got the car to get me from a A to B, which is a shame cos I live in Kew.
I liked: I only got the car to get me from a A to B, which is a shame cos I live in Kew.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by daftbeaker on Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:24 am
Food contamination scandal hits the church.
Communion wafers found to contain 0% Christ.
Communion wafers found to contain 0% Christ.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by pieces o'nine on Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:02 pm
^ it's a christist situation!
thanks to a friend for that joke
thanks to a friend for that joke
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by black bart on Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:44 am
p'Raise' thee Lord.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by Roy Hunter on Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:18 pm
Siri for Scotland: is it an alpha? A beta? Or a f*@&ing b@$&"*d?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
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"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by daftbeaker on Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:50 pm
Roy Hunter wrote:Siri for Scotland: is it an alpha? A beta? Or a f*@&ing b@$&"*d?
Two out of three isn't bad
Obligatory Scottish accent voice recognition video.
Edit - I can't tell if this is funny or accurately sarcastic.
The Lib Dems aired a political broadcast today asking people what they would be spending their 600 pounds of saved tax money on.
I'm going to save mine up for 45 years then go to University.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by black bart on Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:44 am
DB wrote:
...but that would make me 99! I wouldn't be able to lift a traffic bollard or survive a Death Metal concert...but I could skip lectures and watch 'Cash in the Attic'.
I'm going to save mine up for 45 years then go to University.
...but that would make me 99! I wouldn't be able to lift a traffic bollard or survive a Death Metal concert...but I could skip lectures and watch 'Cash in the Attic'.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by pieces o'nine on Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:36 am
I get all my Biblical knowledge from Bob's Notes (but not really).
His newest is The Most Interesting Creationist in the World
His newest is The Most Interesting Creationist in the World
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by Temp0ral on Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:37 pm
pieces o'nine wrote:I get all my Biblical knowledge from Bob's Notes (but not really).
His newest is The Most Interesting Creationist in the World
If the bible was presented like this when I was a kid, I would probably be a Christian right now.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by PKMKII on Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:20 pm
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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