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Postby PKMKII on Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:25 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:36 am

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby black bart on Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:42 am

^ :cry:

That's not funny...I watched the Horizon Special: "The Truth about Meteors" last night!
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Postby PKMKII on Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:15 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Mar 06, 2013 1:24 pm

[NSFW]Rainbow does Top Gear[/NSFW]

I may have posted this before but it's still good, it's exactly how I imagined Zippy behaving when he's not on kids' TV :idiot:

Why do they call you Carmen?
Because I like cars and I like men. What's your name?
Lager fanny.
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Postby black bart on Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:22 am

^ :lol:

I liked: I only got the car to get me from a A to B, which is a shame cos I live in Kew.
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Postby daftbeaker on Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:24 am

Food contamination scandal hits the church.

Communion wafers found to contain 0% Christ.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:02 pm

^ it's a christist situation!

thanks to a friend for that joke
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:44 am

p'Raise' thee Lord.
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Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:18 pm

Siri for Scotland: is it an alpha? A beta? Or a f*@&ing b@$&"*d?
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Postby daftbeaker on Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:50 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Siri for Scotland: is it an alpha? A beta? Or a f*@&ing b@$&"*d?

Two out of three isn't bad :idiot:

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Edit - I can't tell if this is funny or accurately sarcastic.

The Lib Dems aired a political broadcast today asking people what they would be spending their 600 pounds of saved tax money on.
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Postby black bart on Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:44 am

DB wrote:

I'm going to save mine up for 45 years then go to University.


...but that would make me 99! I wouldn't be able to lift a traffic bollard or survive a Death Metal concert...but I could skip lectures and watch 'Cash in the Attic'.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:36 am

I get all my Biblical knowledge from Bob's Notes (but not really).

His newest is The Most Interesting Creationist in the World
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Postby Temp0ral on Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:37 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:I get all my Biblical knowledge from Bob's Notes (but not really).

His newest is The Most Interesting Creationist in the World

If the bible was presented like this when I was a kid, I would probably be a Christian right now.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:20 pm

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