Where did you get such a lovely tan?
I am often found underneath your mum's sock drawer.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.