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The Continuous Salty Tale
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by black bart on Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:41 am
...downwards in a fantastical display of avian macho/bravado like Jeremy Clarkson doing a...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Roy Hunter on Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:14 am
...L'Oreal shampoo commercial - because he's worth it - in Mexico, or Wales, or some other place he's insulted...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by black bart on Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:45 am
...yes but he's made it up to the Mexicans by...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Ravi Oli on Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:57 pm
...goin' the whole enchiladas in tacoing steps to burrito thee hatchet, witch to 'im downt come as nachorally as...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by black bart on Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:55 am
...er...standin in a chilli wind wiv his tortilla hangin out an shoutin...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Ravi Oli on Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:26 pm
..."Feck this wog shite where's my sandwich biatch?"...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by black bart on Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:09 am
...Don't you know who I am? I am Jeremy Clarkson and I just found the Source of the Feckin Nile! Now haul ass you bunch of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Griffin on Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:25 pm
.......o' coconuts covered in............
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:20 am
....last weeks haggis an' a jenruss dollop ove ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Helium Hands on Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:16 am
...week-old basmati rice. It wasn't uncommon, however, for Clarkson to find his way 'round...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:04 pm
...to thee fish 'read stoo that almost ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Ravi Oli on Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:49 pm
...smells loike burning rubber from a Bugatti Veyron...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Helium Hands on Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:54 am
...on a foggy London morn whilst flying high over...
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Ravi Oli on Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:22 am
...Buckinghuge Palace, tryin' ta see ifin Queen Betty's...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:45 pm
... behaving ' erself because thare be rumor ove ...
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